"I’m not going to be the girl you marry, but I’ll be the girl you’ll be thinking of 20 years from now while you engage in polite sex with your boring wife who fakes her orgasm to make you feel better about your receding hairline.”

"In 20 years I won’t remember today; that scares me.”

"I am a very private person, yet I am an open book.
If you don’t ask…I won’t tell.”